I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
fine whatever i will just date myself
I have better taste in movies and books anyway.
why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners
you are a genius
how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?
maybe you could push them up?
How do you push them back down?
A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?
Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.